God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: December 24, 2010
GodSmack: Season’s Deaths
THANK GOD PARENTS AND 2 CHILDREN FOUND DEAD IN MERIDIAN, MISSISSIPPI HOME! Christmas – The most wonderful time of the year for . GODSMACKS! Father shot and killed his wife, their 2 children, and then himself. All were up-close shots, … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Sprouting Salmonella
THANK GOD FOR MULTI-STATE SALMONELLA OUTBREAK AT JIMMY JOHNS RESTAURANTS! 89 cases in 15 states+D.C. The culprit is the sprouts! Stop giving God’s glory to the sprouts, dummies! For mine own sake, even for mine own sake, will I do … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Dumbass Army
ONE-FOURTH OF NEWLY-GRADUATED ARMY APPLICANTS CAN’T PASS ENTRANCE EXAM. Only bar lower than third-world nations is doomed-american military-you can’t pass that either! “Education Trust” report says this paints grim picture of education system producing graduates who can’t answer basic math, … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Destruction’s Inevitable
VP Biden announces “the country is evolving” and “gay marriage” is INEVITABLE! GodSmack! Get it done people! What’s taking so long! Faux-Christians slapped the mat already! They’re screeching “Uncle!” White flag is up! They forfeited moral authority with raping priests … Continue reading
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