GodSmack: Sprouting Salmonella

THANK GOD FOR MULTI-STATE SALMONELLA OUTBREAK AT JIMMY JOHNS RESTAURANTS!

89 cases in 15 states+D.C.  The culprit is the sprouts!  Stop giving God’s glory to the sprouts, dummies!

For mine own sake, even for mine own sake, will I do it: for how should my name be polluted? and I will not give my glory unto another.  Isa. 48:11

GodSmack!

God made the sprouts as filthy and poisonous as you!

[U]pon every high hill and under every green tree thou wanderest, playing the harlot.  Yet I had planted thee a noble vine, wholly a right seed: how then art thou turned into the degenerate plant of a strange vine unto me?  For though thou wash thee with nitre, and take thee much soap, yet thine iniquity is marked before me, saith the Lord GOD.  How canst thou say, I am not polluted, I have not gone after Baalim?   Jer. 2:20-23

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