God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: December 14, 2010
GodSmack: Gunbattles Galore!
THANK GOD FOR DOOMED aMERICANS SHOOTING EACH OTHER! Headlines: Gunfire disrupts KC funeral; additional shots fired near Wheatley Elementary Shooting breaks out at Panhandle school board meeting; 1 reported dead Mother killed, 5 hurt in gunbattle at Calif. Mall GodSmacks! … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Consuming Fire
THANK GOD FOR THE FIRE THAT KILLED 6 IN BALTIMORE, MARYLAND Two-alarm fire damaged 4 homes where 6 bodies were discovered. GodSmack! Baltimore is a dangerous place to live now that they put the servants of God on trial for … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Incestuous Shame
THANK GOD BIBLE-DUMB STUDENTS ADMIT THERE SHOULD BE NO STANDARD! Columbia students are in a rage that Obama-loving professor is charged with a crime for having a 4-year incestuous affair with his adult daughter. Students ask: are they not consenting … Continue reading
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