God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: December 7, 2010
GodSmack: Harbor Harbinger
THANK GOD FOR THE SUSPICIOUS SUITCASE AT THE PEARL HARBOR VISITOR CENTER IN HAWAII! As this nation of idolaters gathers to worship themselves at the Pearl Harbor exhibit, God visits you with terror. Magormissabib! And I will set my face … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Edwards in Hell!
THANK GOD WHO AVENGES HIS NAME! ELIZABETH EDWARDS IS IN HELL! Elizabeth Edwards trusted in status and money, but NOT God. God blessed her with two children. She corrupted them from the womb. She refused to teach them God’s law. … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Divorce Day
PRAISE GOD! IRAN‘S DIVORCE RATE IS STIRRING FEARS OF A SOCIETY IN CRISIS! “Marriage Day” was renamed “No Divorce Day”. 1 in 7 marriages ends in divorce. It’s a “crisis” and a “national threat”. The cause: a growing godlessness among … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Suit Ring
THANK GOD WESTERN MISSOURI CHURCH COUNTER-SUED THE VICTIM’S PARENTS IN SEX ABUSE CASE! Youth pastor pleads guilty to statutory sodomy of a child. Victim sues the church. Church sues victim’s parents, claiming negligence in caring for their child – leaving … Continue reading
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