God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: December 28, 2010
GodSmack: Teetering Banks
PRAISE GOD! BAILED-OUT BANKS TEETER TOWARDS COLLAPSE! Nearly 100 banks previously rescued by federal government are again poised to fail, despite billions of support from the American Treasury. Number of banks on the brink of collapse rose from 86 to … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Furious Bastards
THANK GOD NEW YORKERS ARE FURIOUS BECAUSE THEY ARE PARALYZED BY BLIZZARD! They endured a crippled transit system, completely overwhelmed emergency responders, unpassable roadways, and a $20 million snow-removal bill after blizzard dumped staggering 20 inches of snow. Mayor: “This … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Final Fantasy
STUPID DOOMED AMERICAN WOMEN WITH NUMBED SENSES THINK THE WAY TO HAVE FUN IS TO HOOK UP WITH GRANDSON TYPE AND HAVE HIM PUT A GUN TO YOUR HEAD AS YOU HAVE SEX. Gun had bullets, oops! http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/12/28/oklahoma.sex.death/index.html?hpt=T2 GodSmack! How … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Ski Stop-Drop
THANK GOD FOR “FROZEN” THE MOVIE – FOR MAINE! SKI LIFT ABRUPTLY STOPS LEAVING PEOPLE TRAPPED AND OTHERS THROWN TO GROUND, INCLUDING A CNN EMPLOYEE! Welcome to your movie rebels! God is producer, you should have obeyed his word! Many … Continue reading
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