Daily Archives: December 28, 2010

GodSmack: Teetering Banks

PRAISE GOD! BAILED-OUT BANKS TEETER TOWARDS COLLAPSE! Nearly 100 banks previously rescued by federal government are again poised to fail, despite billions of support from the American Treasury. Number of banks on the brink of collapse rose from 86 to … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Furious Bastards

THANK GOD NEW YORKERS ARE FURIOUS BECAUSE THEY ARE PARALYZED BY BLIZZARD! They endured a crippled transit system, completely overwhelmed emergency responders, unpassable roadways, and a $20 million snow-removal bill after blizzard dumped staggering 20 inches of snow. Mayor: “This … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Final Fantasy

STUPID DOOMED AMERICAN WOMEN WITH NUMBED SENSES THINK THE WAY TO HAVE FUN IS TO HOOK UP WITH GRANDSON TYPE AND HAVE HIM PUT A GUN TO YOUR HEAD AS YOU HAVE SEX. Gun had bullets, oops! http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/12/28/oklahoma.sex.death/index.html?hpt=T2 GodSmack! How … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Ski Stop-Drop

THANK GOD FOR “FROZEN” THE MOVIE – FOR MAINE! SKI LIFT ABRUPTLY STOPS LEAVING PEOPLE TRAPPED AND OTHERS THROWN TO GROUND, INCLUDING A CNN EMPLOYEE! Welcome to your movie rebels! God is producer, you should have obeyed his word! Many … Continue reading

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