God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: December 22, 2010
GodSmack: Tuberculosis Capital
THANK GOD TUBERCULOSIS RATES HAVE INCREASED IN LONDON! The number of people infected has jumped by 50% in the last decade, making London the tuberculosis capital of Western Europe. GodSmack! UK banned WBC from their land, outlawing her gospel preaching … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Dyke Fired
THANK GOD FAUX CHRISTIAN BELMONT UNIVERSITY IN NASHVILLE, TN, FIRED DYKE SOCCER COACH AFTER SHE ANNOUNCED SHE AND HER PARTNER WERE EXPECTING A BABY! University said her “morals and values conflicted with Belmont’s mission statement”, which claims to be a … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Dead Cop
Police officer in Texas was killed Monday (12/20) when his motorcycle collided with vehicle while escorting a funeral procession. True, blue, feel it in your gut GodSmack! You worship the dead-in face of God’s prophets telling you not to-and thereby … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Brutish Youth
THANK GOD FIGHTING AND BULLYING PERSISTS IN DOOMED aMERICAN SCHOOLS “The students are out of control.” “The decline in student behavior is epidemic in public schools.“ 32% of 12-to-18-year-old students report being bullied. GodSmack! Your children are a reflection of … Continue reading
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