THANK GOD! YOUR BREAKFAST HAS TURNED ON YOU!
Class, today in God-Hates-You 101: The eggs laid in wait for today’s current events! God has turned on you! Every day arrogant Doomed america gets another lesson! You are NOT badass! You are cruel, incompetent, God-cursed, filthy blundering idiots!
GodSmack!
The eggs belong to God and he is not blessing your eggs or anything else.
Believe God! God to rebels: You are bad-egg, so I send the moth to eat you like a garment!
Behold, the Lord GOD will help me; who is he that shall condemn me? lo, they all shall wax old as a garment; the moth shall eat them up. (Is. 50:9.)
For the moth shall eat them up like a garment, and the worm shall eat them like wool: but my righteousness shall be for ever, and my salvation from generation to generation. (Is. 51:8.)
God’s incredible-inedible egg!