God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: August 16, 2010
GodSmack: Positively Perfect
THANK GOD FOR HIV! Headline: Girl band singer accused of infecting partner with HIV 28-year-old HIV-positive German pop singer on trial for failing to tell her sexual partners of her condition. One of her partners now infected. She appears in … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Growing Death
PRAISE GOD FOR THE CANCEROUS TUMOR IN MICHAEL DOUGLAS’ THROAT! GodSmack! God put the tumor there to shut your lying mouth! You taught several generations to be proud whores, Michael! Including your latest stunt of campaigning to release the Iranian … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Carolina Liar
PRAISE THE LORD! TWO DEAD CHILDREN PULLED FROM A SOUTH CAROLINA RIVER! 29-year-old mother arrested after she left the scene of an “accident” which resulted in her 1-year-old and 2-year-old sons drowning, strapped in their car seats. Car entered the … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Little Peace(s)
THANK GOD FOR BREAKING COLUMBIAN AIRPLANE IN PIECES! Headline: Jet breaks apart during landing in Columbia; only one death reported. Plane split into 3 parts. 124 treated; several critically injured; one died of heart attack on way to hospital. GodSmack! … Continue reading
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