God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: August 6, 2010
GodSmack: Heat Advisories!
PRAISE GOD FOR BRINGING THE HEAT TO DOOMED aMERICA! Headline: Holy Heat! 19 states baking under heat advisories Advisories stretch from Texas to New York City, with heat indexes reaching 115F. Number of heat-related deaths unknown. GodSmack! Glorious adumbration of … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Pakistan’s Visitation
HALLELUJAH! MORE GODSMACKS FOR PAKISTAN! Headlines: 50 feared dead in Pakistani bus crash; Pakistan floods ‘affect 12m people” GodSmack! Hear ye the word of the LORD, [rulers and inhabitants of Pakistan]; Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of … Continue reading
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GodSmack: India Flooding
THANK GOD FOR DEADLY FLASH FLOODING IN INDIA Headline: Flash Floods Kill Scores In Indian-Held Kashmir 103 dead, 370 injured. Communication lines, roads and airport runways destroyed. “There was utter confusion and people started to panic”. Do they provoke me … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Clinton Hook-up
THANK GOD! THE CLINTONS HAVE HOOKED UP THEIR FALSE RELIGIOUS SYSTEM WITH THE JEWS. Yo, Bill and Hill, we dubbed you Ahab and Jezebel back in the day, and Hill, the Rod of Ham is living up to the names … Continue reading
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