God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: August 22, 2010
GodSmack: Un-Edible Eggs
THANK GOD FOR THE INCREDIBLE UN-EDIBLE EGGS! Headline: Additional millions of eggs added to previous 380 million-egg recall GodSmack! There are currently two egg recalls ongoing due to Salmonella contamination, effecting eggs shipped to 14 states, from Iowa (where they … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Tennessee Flooding
THANK GOD FOR FLOODING IN TENNESSEE! Days of drenching rain caused flooding, stranded homeowners/drivers, washed out roads and forced a freight train off its tracks. Store-owner hit by flooding in May, said “that was supposed to be a once in … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Pain Management
THANK GOD FOR IED’S THAT JUST KEEP GIVING! Headline: JIEDDO Assists with the Joint U.S. Military Pain Management Task Force Pain management kits use high-definition ultrasound machines to insert peripheral catheters and deliver regional anesthesia to a targeted nerve to … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Hungry Bears
PRAISE GOD! THERE ARE HUNGRY BEARS IN YELLOWSTONE! Their favorite food, whitebark pine cones, is scarce due to beetles, who survived warm winters, decimating high-altitude trees. God did that! Two fatal maulings so far. GodSmack! I will also send wild … Continue reading
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