Daily Archives: August 25, 2010

PRAISE THE LORD!  GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY EMPLOYEES LEAD DRIVE FOR FAG MARRIAGE! Georgetown is Doomed america’s oldest Catholic University.  Employees have founded a new fag group, “Catholics for Equality” who will rally support for fag marriage on Catholic campuses.  This new … Continue reading →

THANK GOD DOOMED-AMERICA’S MILITARY COMPUTERS WERE CYBER-ATTACKED! Cyber-attack launched from infected flash drive in Middle East penetrated “secret” doomed-american military computers.  Pentagon #2-man calls it, “digital beachhead.”  Such clever wordsmiths-these Pentagon-perverts-where it takes 81 months to get new computer systems … Continue reading →

THANK GOD!  CHINA HAS A 60 MILE TRAFFIC JAM! It will take weeks to clear up!  Meanwhile, Buddha worshiping; ancestor worshiping rebels against God are left crapping in the highway and otherwise being discomfited.  Hear the smiting rod and who … Continue reading →

THANK GOD!  BACTERIA IS EATING THE PLUME OF OIL RIGHT OUT OF THE GULF! Rebels against God think they put a smack down on God’s Oil Gush.  WRONG rhino breath!  God sent the oil and that plague was exactly as … Continue reading →