God Smacks You!God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.
Daily Archives: August 25, 2010
PRAISE THE LORD! GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY EMPLOYEES LEAD DRIVE FOR FAG MARRIAGE! Georgetown is Doomed america’s oldest Catholic University. Employees have founded a new fag group, “Catholics for Equality” who will rally support for fag marriage on Catholic campuses. This new … Continue reading
THANK GOD DOOMED-AMERICA’S MILITARY COMPUTERS WERE CYBER-ATTACKED! Cyber-attack launched from infected flash drive in Middle East penetrated “secret” doomed-american military computers. Pentagon #2-man calls it, “digital beachhead.” Such clever wordsmiths-these Pentagon-perverts-where it takes 81 months to get new computer systems … Continue reading
THANK GOD! CHINA HAS A 60 MILE TRAFFIC JAM! It will take weeks to clear up! Meanwhile, Buddha worshiping; ancestor worshiping rebels against God are left crapping in the highway and otherwise being discomfited. Hear the smiting rod and who … Continue reading