GodSmack: Imminent Eruptions

THANK GOD PIPELINES ACHE TO ERUPT ALL OVER DOOMED-AMERICA!

You can’t forget God, fail to speak of Sodom, steal God’s glory, make national-proud-sin your policies, and misuse his servants, without fretting God!  He’s prepared the earth-with natural-and-man-made-features!

Farmers in the “heartland” of this evil foul nation are whining about how worried they are that the pipelines they greedily spread underground might explode.  Duh!  Of course they’re going to explode.  YOUR DESTRUCTION IS IMMINENT!  GodSmack!

When he…opened the sixth seal…there was a great earthquake…the sun became black as sackcloth…the moon became as blood…she is shaken of a mighty wind…every mountain and island…moved out of their places…and every bondman…and free man…hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains…and said…Fall on us, and hide us from…the wrath of the Lamb…for the great day of his wrath is come, Rev. 6:12-17.

You’re talking to stones, people-you’re crazy!

Thankful hallelujahs!

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