GodSmack: Oil Girdle

Thank God for girdle of oil the doomed can’t remove!

For weeks we’ve watched ungrateful brutes labor under this mighty work of God called the oil spill.  210,000 barrels gushing daily; no human intervention helps.

Today Secretary Salazar reports more snags.  Robots trying to put a tube in the pipe isn’t working.  So much technology–but God has made your efforts fail.  Beast Obama is grumpy.  He hates God; knows God is his enemy.  All strategies considered EXCEPT OBEDIENCE on Beast’s watch.  GodSmack!

As he loved cursing, so let it come unto him: as he delighted not in blessing, so let it be far from him.  As he clothed himself with cursing like as with his garment, so let it come into his bowels like water, and like oil into his bones.  Let it be unto him as the garment which covereth him, and for a girdle wherewith he is girded continually.  Ps.119:17-19.

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