God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: May 6, 2010
GodSmack: Murdering Brutes!
THANK GOD! EVEN THE ANCIENTS OF DOOMED america ARE MURDERING BRUTES! Headline: 80-Year-Old Man Strangles Wife to Death From Wheel Chair GodSmack! Then said he…Son of man, dig now in the wall: and when I had digged in the wall, … Continue reading
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GodSmack: God’s IEDs!
THANK GOD! WE THANK THEE FATHER, LORD OF HEAVEN AND EARTH, THE AVENGER OF THY PEOPLE! Headline: Combating the IED, the #1 killer of troops in Afghanistan GodSmack! When the IED was unknown, some fags from Washburn University in Topeka … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Prayer Day
THANK GOD FOR NOT HEARING THE PRAYERS OF THE BRUTISH PASTORS OF DOOMED-AMERICA! March 30, 1863: President Lincoln said, “the awful calamity of civil war. . .may be but a punishment. . .for our presumptuous sins.” The people listened and … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Episcopal Dogs!
THANK GOD FOR THE EPISCOPAL DOGS TO KEEP US IN MIND OF GOD’S WORD! Headline: MA church to offer worship services for dogs GodSmack! You goofy perverts do anything to enrage/flip off God! The Bible does speak of dogs and … Continue reading
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