God Smacks You!God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.
Daily Archives: May 4, 2010
THANK GOD FOR REVEALING ELCA FAG CHURCH! Headline: ELCA Reinstates Partnered Gay Ministers GodSmack! Two fag Lutheran false prophets were defrocked 3 years ago when they announced they were butt-buddies, contrary to ELCA’s teachings. New policy: “those who are in … Continue reading
THANK GOD FOR ALL THE PARTS OF DOOMED AMERICA’S DESTRUCTION! NYTimes: Euro Slides Again; Wall Street Tumbles http://nyti.ms/cTSi8S GodSmack greedy rebels! God sent forth his word to you; you curse him with all you do! You would not have … Continue reading
THANK GOD FOR UNEMPLOYMENT FOR THOSE MOST RESPONSIBLE FOR TEACHING REBELLION TO THE YOUTH! Headline: For Baby Boomers, Job Market’s Even Worse GodSmack! A thankless, faithless, nation needs lots of unemployment! Christ: Matthew 6:25 Therefore I say…Take no thought for … Continue reading