God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: May 12, 2010
GodSmack: Catholic Inefficacy
THANK GOD FOR EXPOSING THE CATHOLIC’S INEFFICACY! Headline: Mass. Catholic school won’t admit lesbians’ son GodSmack! Dykes’ 8-year-old son is denied admittance because his mothers’ relationship is “in discord with the teachings of the church”. Dykes say: Catholics have “many … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Powerless Judges
THANK GOD! YOUR JUDGES ARE POWERLESS! AP: Judge “powerless to repair discord,” rules woman 87 needn’t split $500K lottery prize with sister, 84. GodSmack(s)! Greedy-hating Doomed-american bitches fighting over money! Powerless, cursed Judges. The king said: The one saith, This … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Explosions
THANK GOD! EXPLOSIONS SHOW DOOMED america THE COMING FACE OF "VOMIT" TIME! BreakingNews: Apparent explosion obliterates 2 Cleveland homes, damages others; area evacuated due to leaking gas GodSmack weapons have no limit! OBEY! Therefore thou shalt love the LORD thy … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Family Swallowed
THANK GOD! FAMILY DIED FOR CANADA‘S REBELLION! Headline: Family dead in basement after sinkhole swallowed home GodSmack! Canada’s history of rebellion: 1971 – fags demonstrated on Parliament Hill, leading to anti-discrimination laws; 2004 – Parliament passed “Fred Phelps” law, criminalizing … Continue reading
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