God Smacks You!God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.
Daily Archives: May 8, 2010
THANK GOD FOR TOTAL INSTABILITY IN DOOMED american ECONOMY AND JOBS! Headline: Unemployment rate edges up to 9.9% GodSmack! You thought to get total agreement that you can make God go away. The road to destruction is paved with just … Continue reading
THANK GOD! NEW YORK FAIRY FERRY DASHED INTO THE DOCK: 60+ INJURED 10 SERIOUS! GodSmack! Thankfully crybaby Brian Williams doesn’t work Saturdays, getting his national news squall on: “New York has had enough, they can’t take any more!” Whining to … Continue reading
THANK GOD! IN AFRICA ALBINOS ARE MAGICAL! AWKWARD-PANDA! GOD’S GLORIOUS CURSE! Headline: Albino mother, 5-year-old boy killed for body parts in Burundi GodSmack! God’s perfect curse of delusions are upon Africa’s people, who murdered Matthew and shed the blood of … Continue reading
THANK GOD! THE NATIONS ARE LINING UP NICELY, EXALTING THE FAGS! Headline: Lithuania’s first gay pride parade turns to violence GodSmack! The end of your disobedience requires that fags run things! Righteous judgment! Rejoice little lambs, lift up your heads, … Continue reading