Daily Archives: May 8, 2010

THANK GOD FOR TOTAL INSTABILITY IN DOOMED american ECONOMY AND JOBS!  Headline:  Unemployment rate edges up to 9.9% GodSmack! You thought to get total agreement that you can make God go away.  The road to destruction is paved with just … Continue reading →

THANK GOD!  NEW YORK FAIRY FERRY DASHED INTO THE DOCK:  60+ INJURED 10 SERIOUS! GodSmack! Thankfully crybaby Brian Williams doesn’t work Saturdays, getting his national news squall on: “New York has had enough, they can’t take any more!”  Whining to … Continue reading →

THANK GOD!  IN AFRICA ALBINOS ARE MAGICAL!  AWKWARD-PANDA!  GOD’S GLORIOUS CURSE! Headline:  Albino mother, 5-year-old boy killed for body parts in Burundi GodSmack! God’s perfect curse of delusions are upon Africa’s people, who murdered Matthew and shed the blood of … Continue reading →

THANK GOD!  THE NATIONS ARE LINING UP NICELY, EXALTING THE FAGS! Headline:  Lithuania’s first gay pride parade turns to violence GodSmack!  The end of your disobedience requires that fags run things!  Righteous judgment! Rejoice little lambs, lift up your heads, … Continue reading →