God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: May 2, 2010
GodSmack: Immigration Drama
THANK GOD FOR THE IMMIGRATION SNAFU! The lazy suburbanites of Doomed-america want no part of any physical labor; but they want all their “service” needs met pronto-style! So they have a bit of an immigration issue on their hands. Arizona’s … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Shanghai Greed
THANK GOD THEY’RE PARTYING LARGE AT THE SHANGHAI EXPO! China will be the world’s second largest economy; and is the largest foreign-holder of US Treasurys, owning $800 billion of Doomed-american-debt. The Shanghai Expo is a show of global licentiousness and … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Waterless Bostonians
THANK GOD BROKEN WATER-PIPE LEAVES 2 MILLION BOSTON-BASTARDS WITHOUT WATER! Boston is full of filthy people. Hard-hearted sinful cretins, cursing God with every breath. Crews are feverishly welding parts to try to restore water for 2 million who … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Jobless Oldies
THANK GOD NO JOBS FOR BABY-BOOMERS! Baby-boomers=Doomed-americans born 1946-64. The motley crew that taught generations there is no God and it’s OK to be gay. NPR reports 1/3 of these 75 million “older workers” have not seen a paycheck in … Continue reading
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