THANK GOD BROKEN WATER-PIPE LEAVES 2 MILLION BOSTON-BASTARDS WITHOUT WATER!
Boston is full of filthy people. Hard-hearted sinful cretins, cursing God with every breath.
Crews are feverishly welding parts to try to restore water for 2 million who are without water. Somebody’s “flaw” caused a pipe to burst? No! God did it! GodSmack!
Now Bostonians can’t bathe; they’re as filthy on the outside as the inside. GodSmack²!
I have seen thine adulteries, and thy neighings, the lewdness of thy whoredom, and thine abominations on the hills in the fields. Woe unto thee, O [Doomed-america]! wilt thou not be made clean? when shall it once be? Jer. 13:27.
Thou art the land that is not cleansed, nor rained upon in the day of indignation, Ezek. 22:24.
Who can bring a clean thing out of an unclean? not one, Job 14:4.
Not enough water in the entire kingdom to remove your filth!