Monthly Archives: December 2010

GodSmack: Missouri Slobs

Yo, Missouri, a state now world famous for persecuting the saints of God Almighty. You have passed unconstitutional laws and spent millions paying lawyers to try to stop the preachments of Westboro Baptist Church. How’s that working out for you, … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Pinned Up

An Amish man has died after he was pinned under his buggy in rural Canton, Missouri. Amish are phony false-religionists, and Missouri is a rebel state hated by God. Twofer-GodSmack! When Balaam tried to curse God’s people, en route he … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Planes Collide

A small plane collided with a medical helicopter in the air in rural western Virginia, killing two. GodSmack! Virginia has extra knowledge about the blessing God gave this cursed ingrate land, called the First Amendment. Yet like all this evil … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Spewing Time

Queensland’s flood will “Cost hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars” according to PM Julia Gillard. Queensland is the home of the sodomite damned where they have lived like animals and now the animals have moved into their houses: “Another … Continue reading

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