God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
Blogroll
Monthly Archives: December 2010
GodSmack: Missouri Slobs
Yo, Missouri, a state now world famous for persecuting the saints of God Almighty. You have passed unconstitutional laws and spent millions paying lawyers to try to stop the preachments of Westboro Baptist Church. How’s that working out for you, … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Comments Off on GodSmack: Missouri Slobs
GodSmack: Pinned Up
An Amish man has died after he was pinned under his buggy in rural Canton, Missouri. Amish are phony false-religionists, and Missouri is a rebel state hated by God. Twofer-GodSmack! When Balaam tried to curse God’s people, en route he … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Comments Off on GodSmack: Pinned Up
GodSmack: Planes Collide
A small plane collided with a medical helicopter in the air in rural western Virginia, killing two. GodSmack! Virginia has extra knowledge about the blessing God gave this cursed ingrate land, called the First Amendment. Yet like all this evil … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Comments Off on GodSmack: Planes Collide
GodSmack: Spewing Time
Queensland’s flood will “Cost hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars” according to PM Julia Gillard. Queensland is the home of the sodomite damned where they have lived like animals and now the animals have moved into their houses: “Another … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Comments Off on GodSmack: Spewing Time