Daily Archives: August 27, 2010

THANK GOD!  WHAT?  THE ECONOMY SLOWED TO A 1.6% GROWTH RATE?  SAY IT AIN’T SO! HELLO, is this thing on?!  When your destruction is IMMINENT, things don’t look good.  In fact, they look BAD!  WAKE UP dummies!  NO DOUBLE DIP, … Continue reading →

THANK GOD DUPED DOOMED-AMERICA THINKS ROBOTS CAN FIX THE OIL SPILL! MIT is proposing Seaswarm robots to clean up the oil!  And the cow jumped over the moon.  Why you idolatrous rebels just don’t scoop up all your precious flags … Continue reading →