God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: August 8, 2010
GodSmack: Crashing Pennsylvanians
THANK GOD FOR PLANE CRASHING INTO PENNSYLVANIA HOME-2 DEAD! Two people aboard a twin-engine airplane were killed Saturday when it crashed into a house in western Pennsylvania, sending the homeowner fleeing with his dog. GodSmack! Base fellows of Pennsylvania have … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Melting Ice
THANK GOD! EARTH: “I’M WAXING HOT! I WILL SHORTLY MELT IN A FERVENT HEAT!” You should have read/obeyed, so that when ice chunk larger than Manhattan Island breaks off Greenland’s Ice Shelf you won’t think it’s strange! FORGET Global Warming, … Continue reading
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GodSmack: California Girly-Boys
PRAISE THE LORD! CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR NOW SUPPORTS FAG-MARRIAGE! Headline: Governor Asks Judge to Let Gay Marriages Resume Immediately Attorney General and Democratic Gubernatorial Candidate filed similar request. Schwarzenegger twice vetoed legislation legalizing same-sex marriage. He has caved to the power … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Mourning Maryland
REJOICE! GOD SENT THE SHOOTER TO MARYLAND – 4 DEAD! Headline: Two charged in ‘very disturbing’ Maryland killings Drug-related killings of 2 young children (ages 3 & 4) and 2 adults. “They were executed. They were shot multiple times.” GodSmack! … Continue reading
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