God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: May 18, 2010
GodSmack: Stinky Tar
THANK GOD FOR THE TAR BALLS OF OIL! CURSED: STINKY, NASTY, BEAUTIFUL OIL IN FLORIDA! INCOMING EAST COAST! Headline: Coast Guard finds tar balls off Key West as fears rise of oil spill reaching Florida and beyond! GodSmack! To Infinity … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Fishing Ban
THANK GOD FOR THE FISHING BAN! BLOOD IN OIL; OIL IN WATER; WATER TURNED TO BLOOD! Headline: Fishing banned in 19% of Gulf due to oil GodSmack! Oh blind and faithless generation, you have turned the art of mocking God … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Car Bomb
THANK GOD FOR CAR BOMB KILLING 6 TROOPS DEAD IN AFGHANISTAN! GodSmack! You hero worshippers need to find heroes that can actually stay alive long enough to do something for someone. You say they fight for our rights, but they … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Staten Fags
PRAISE THE LORD! THE FAGS GIVE DOOMED aMERICA NO REST! Headline: Staten Island’s Borough Hall to provide civil ceremonies to domestic partners GodSmack! The fags cannot rest – they are driven 24/7/365 to fulfill their filthy lusts. WBC faithfully warned … Continue reading
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