God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: April 29, 2010
GodSmack: Go Oil!
THANK GOD FOR THE OIL SLICK LAPPING OVER THE BLOCK! Breaking News: Gulf oil slick reaches shore at Mississippi River mouth: booms to block oil overtopped by 5-foot waves GodSmack! I can’t get enough of this amazing GodSmack! The far … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Dead Miners
THANK GOD THE KENTUCKY MINERS ARE DEAD! God owns the mines. He hears every word of rebellion you utter. He saw you set your hands against his anointed. He sees your grievous sin every day. You say, Where is the … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Stinky Mess!
THANK GOD THE OIL SLICK HIT LAND! NOT JUST NASTY MESS, BUT STINKY TOO! GodSmack! This nation is FULL of the blood of dead babies and you seek the blood of the servants of God. God knows your hearts, now … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Rebellious Jews!
THANK GOD FOR THE CONFUSION OF FACE OF REBELLIOUS JEWS! WHAT?! Jews commit crimes. Jew cops arrest Jews. Jews retaliate by throwing rocks at Palestinians?! Where are the Daniels?! GodSmack! I prayed unto the LORD my God, and made my … Continue reading
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