Daily Archives: April 9, 2010

THANK GOD FOR INCREASED IEDS IN AFGHANISTAN LAST MONTH! Headline:  Afghans Report More Roadside Bombs, Attacks on the Rise GodSmack!  Doomed american military! This nation spends billions every year on state-of-the-art equipment to stop the $5.00 IEDs; yet “insurgents are … Continue reading →

THANK GOD FOR LAYING THE CATHOLIC PEDOPHILE WHOREHOUSE TO AN OPEN SHAME! Godsmack! Today’s Headlines: *AP EXCLUSIVE: Future pope stalled pedophile case     *Vatican, Canadian church officials tried to keep sex scandal secret     *Irish Priest faces child … Continue reading →

THANK GOD FOR 33 STATES OUT OF MONEY TO FUND JOBLESS BENEFITS! This nation’s unthankful for God’s blessings, including jobs.  You tried to steal our jobs because we told you the truth – haters! CNNMoney reports 33 states are out … Continue reading →

THANK GOD FOR PORTUGAL‘S COURT TO ALLOW FAG MARRIAGE! Godsmack! Headline: Portugal’s Top Court Gives Gay Marriage Green Light Fag marriage is perfect and necessary for a nation that is 84% Roman Catholic. You love your raping priests; so of … Continue reading →