God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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GodSmack: Catholic Image
THANK GOD! PRIESTS RAPE CHILDREN DOMINATES HEARTS AND MINDS! FoxNews: Catholics recruit young priests and improve scandal-tainted image Oh yea, that fixes it! HELLO, is this thing on? God cursed you; you can’t outsmart God! He made priests think they … Continue reading
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GodSmack: NASA Crash
THANK GOD FOR MAKING DOOMED AMERICAN EFFORTS TO FAIL! Who’s your god!? More important, WHERE’S your god!? Nothing worse than napping gods while all hell breaks loose in the Outback! SCREAM – he may awake! Must read/watch: Read it here! … Continue reading
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GodSmack: National Significance!
WE THANK THEE FATHER, FOR THY TENDER MERCIES, DELIVERING ANOTHER BLOW TO THIS NATION OF REBELS! Filthy Dyke Janet Napolitano’s News Conference: This is now a spill of national significance! Paraphrase the rest as this: We are in a lot … Continue reading
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GodSmack: 5,000 Barrels
THANK GOD FOR 5,000 BARRELS OF OIL POURING INTO THE GULF PER DAY! NBCNews: Coast Guard reports leak 5 times worse from demolished oil well in Gulf off Louisiana GodSmack! YAY! Now your coasts will be as trashy/filthy as your … Continue reading
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