God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: April 14, 2010
GodSmack: Chicago Dead
THANK GOD HE SENT THE SHOOTER TO CHICAGO AGAIN! Headline: Four dead in shooting at Chicago house GodSmack! The dead: 3 children and a 19-year-old mother. Police described the scene as “horrendous” and “incomprehensible”. God and His people describe the … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Sodomite Rabbi
THANK GOD! REBELLIOUS CRIMINAL RABBI LAWRENCE KAROL PERVERTS NEW HAMPSHIRE AFTER HE LEFT TOPEKA! Headline: Dover religious forum tackles gay marriage law Article begins: For Temple Israel Rabbi Larry Karol, who once performed a commitment ceremony for two women outside … Continue reading
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GodSmack: STD Dating
THANK GOD FOR STDs! Headline: STD sufferers start their own dating site! GodSmack! Woe unto you, filling your children’s days with confusion! SHAME. You left your children without hope or God; they are the last generation of Doomed americans. The … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Rebellious Jews
THANK GOD FOR BLIND JEWS SPENDING BILLIONS TO CHASE FLIGHTS OF FANCY ABOUT THE TORAH Headline: Two Torahs, Two Holocaust Stories and One Big Question GodSmack rebellious Jews! What a waste of words! Sum it up: Jews spent billions to … Continue reading
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