GodSmack: Taiwan Traffickers

THANK GOD FOR THE 6.3 MAGNITUDE GODSMACK EARTHQUAKE THAT STRUCK OFF THE COAST OF TAIWAN! God promised His creation that if you would obey, He would bless you; if NOT, He would curse you. Taiwan, you do not obey: the divorce rate in Taiwan averages 6/hour; you brutes from Senior Immigrant Officials on down, steal young girls from your neighbors, make them work and have sex with you, put them in debt bondage, refuse to guarantee them protection, AND THEN you prosecute them as prostitutes and illegal migrants!; there are 230,000 annual abortions; Taiwan hosts the second largest fag pride parade in Asia; and the Taiwanese practice a hodgepodge of religions, mixing in a little of this/that, most of it revolving around the fat-ass idol, buddha. God hates Taiwan and has been cursing you most egregiously (since 2000, the number of “natural” GodSmacks has increased four-fold!). We pray for your destruction!