God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: February 16, 2010
GodSmack: Defective Scanners
THANK GOD FOR THE DEFECTIVE BOMB SCANNERS SOLD WORLDWIDE! You traitorous nations who have forgotten God’s word and refused to serve him, neglected to calculate in one important fact, to wit, God has is his own personal armory full of … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Australian Earthquake
THANK GOD FOR THE EARTHQUAKE RATTLING DARWIN, AUSTRALIA. Australia is a filthy land, producing the likes of pretend-fag-lover-drug-overdosed-pervert Heath Ledger, and all his foul-mouthed sin-infested family and fans. Tuesday (2/15) a 6.1 magnitude earthquake in the Banda Sea rattled walls … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Dead Climber
THANK GOD FOR THE DEAD CLIMBER IN MT. ST. HELEN’S CRATER. Come on people – you enrage God with your unrelenting sin – then hike to the edge of a volcano’s crater and step out on a snowy cornice? Of … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Marine Killed
THANK GOD FOR IEDs KILLING ANOTHER MARINE IN AFGHANISTAN! GodSmack! God hates you rebels and is just getting warmed up in dealing with you. Hey, stupid Marines, BAD plan to sue WBC for our kindness of helping you connect the … Continue reading
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