God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: February 3, 2010
GodSmack: Murderous Moms
THANK GOD FOR THE SIMPLE SLUT, 22-year-old MOM STABBING HER TWO YOUNG SONS TO DEATH. YO, San Antonio, YOU have been GodSmacked!! AGAIN!! Psst – over here, God hates you Texas. How many of your rotten mothers are going … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Rolling Military Bus
THANK GOD FOR THE MILITARY BUS ROLLING OVER ON A FLORIDA ROAD. You have been GodSmacked! When you have one of your big bad busses rolling over because the driver swerved to miss another of your big bad busses. WTH … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Dead ELCA Preacher
THANK GOD FOR THE DEAD ELCA PREACHER-IN-TRAINING, CRUSHED ALIVE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS WIFE. This GodSmack was also for his parents (both lying ELCA preachers – perfect)! “The LORD hath opened his armoury, and hath brought forth the … Continue reading
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