God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: February 17, 2010
GodSmack: Toyota
THANK GOD FOR THE MILLIONS OF TOYOTA CARS THAT HAVE BEEN GodSmacked IN VIOLENT DOOMED AMERICA! You messed with our cars! God messes with your cars! When will you learn? You bombed us with an IED! God uses your IED … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Worthless Watchmen
THANK GOD FOR THE FOOLS THAT KEEP THE WATCH! You dumb-ass-rebels, if GOD hates you, the crazy man with fake credentials WILL get with your wittle vice pres. GodSmack! God is no longer keeping the Doomed american house, instead He … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Monopoly Money
THANK GOD FOR MORE MONOPOLY MONEY! Antichrist Obama will build Nuclear Power Plants which go BOOM when God causes the land to shake-quake-quiver and spew, producing projectile-rebels in the day God appointed to drop you like a Millstone into the … Continue reading
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GodSmack: FaceBook Outage
THANK GOD FOR POWER OUTAGE WHEN PLANE CRASHED IN PALO ALTO! GodSmack FaceBook! Doomed americans provoke their children to wrath! Children Peter Pan into trains! WBC connects your dots. Rebels use FaceBook to hook up mischief. Palo Alto rebels scream: … Continue reading
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