GodSmack: Dead ELCA Preacher

THANK GOD FOR THE DEAD ELCA PREACHER-IN-TRAINING, CRUSHED ALIVE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS WIFE. 

 

This GodSmack was also for his parents (both lying ELCA preachers – perfect)! “The LORD hath opened his armoury, and hath brought forth the weapons of his indignation: for this is the work of the Lord GOD of hosts in the land…” Jer. 50:25. God has more weapons than Haitian blasphemers have voodoo dolls.

 

As if that’s not bad enough, enter fag-pushing brute Sean Penn. With much publicizing & fawning, he put in a few hours at a tent city set up by some “charities” next to Doomed america’s military set-up at the Port-au-Prince airport. After seeing just a snapshot of the horrific damage, destruction, carnage & desperation flooding that place, he looked weary, shocked &, frankly, terrified. While describing the efforts of these charities (read: money-grubbing, incompetent, glory-hounds – you’ve seen them!), he got quiet & shook his head. Seething with anger, he said, “Haiti is a nation that has been bullied by God.” How stupid can you get? In the face of the destruction caused by God, Little Mr. Penn lifts his middle finger to Him. The foolish brute had better shut his mouth; his own GodSmack is coming! God isn’t done with this generation; He’s just getting warmed up! God knows you fools trust in the strength of stupid, doomed america. Your wholly unmerited arrogance is your outstanding characteristic. Woe unto you!

 

“God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.  The LORD is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked: the LORD hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet.  He rebuketh the sea, and maketh it dry, and drieth up all the riversThe mountains quake at him, and the hills melt, and the earth is burned at his presence, yea, the world, and all that dwell therein. Who can stand before his indignation? and who can abide in the fierceness of his anger? his fury is poured out like fire, and the rocks are thrown down by him. The LORD is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble; and he knoweth them that trust in him.Nahum 1:2-7.

 

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