God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: September 28, 2010
GodSmack: Shooters Spree
THANK GOD FOR SENDING THE SHOOTERS! 1 dead, 1 injured, in shooting at DC funeral. What?! I thought funerals were solemn dignified private affairs! Awkward! 5 dead, 1 toddler, 6th critical likely to die; from 52nd shooting in Boston this … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Monkey Business
Thank God Beast Can’t Get Time of Day from Voters! Beast Obama tells Democrat-voters to buck up and vote so no Demo-blood-letting–or you’ll lose education-strides. They say put monkey away–without jobs or homes who cares about education! This nation’s in … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Beastly Covenant
Thank God Pressure on Israel to Make Covenant is Building! Israel crudely ended a building moratorium in West Bank right in middle of peace talks. Beast and his Ham-Rod-Hillary are singing a song-of-pressure and international community’s joining the refrain! Daniel … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Dumb Christians
THANK GOD! FAUX CHRISTIANS DON’T HAVE AS MUCH ACTUAL BIBLE KNOWLEDGE AS DOOMED aMERICA’S ATHEISTS AND AGNOSTICS! LATimes reports: Atheists, agnostics most knowledgeable about religion That is just awkward-panda! Truly it is because you are all alike! You all serve … Continue reading
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