Daily Archives: September 28, 2010

GodSmack: Shooters Spree

THANK GOD FOR SENDING THE SHOOTERS! 1 dead, 1 injured, in shooting at DC funeral.  What?!  I thought funerals were solemn dignified private affairs!  Awkward! 5 dead, 1 toddler, 6th critical likely to die; from 52nd shooting in Boston this … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Monkey Business

Thank God Beast Can’t Get Time of Day from Voters! Beast Obama tells Democrat-voters to buck up and vote so no Demo-blood-letting–or you’ll lose education-strides.  They say put monkey away–without jobs or homes who cares about education!  This nation’s in … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Beastly Covenant

Thank God Pressure on Israel to Make Covenant is Building! Israel crudely ended a building moratorium in West Bank right in middle of peace talks.  Beast and his Ham-Rod-Hillary are singing a song-of-pressure and international community’s joining the refrain!  Daniel … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Dumb Christians

THANK GOD!  FAUX CHRISTIANS DON’T HAVE AS MUCH ACTUAL BIBLE KNOWLEDGE AS DOOMED aMERICA’S ATHEISTS AND AGNOSTICS! LATimes reports: Atheists, agnostics most knowledgeable about religion That is just awkward-panda!  Truly it is because you are all alike!  You all serve … Continue reading

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