God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: September 1, 2010
GodSmack: Manhattan Morons
THANK GOD! MANHATTAN, KS, CITY COMMISSIONERS THINK THEY’RE SMARTER THAN GOD! Headline: City can’t define ‘gender identity’ Sodomites reign in Manhattan, and are demanding “gender identity” receive protected legal status. Lawmakers are stumped, so they look to Boulder, CO and … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Vegas Beseiged
THANK GOD FOR RECENT MURDER-SUICIDES IN LAS VEGAS! Five murder-suicides in August; couples ages range from 19 to 79. Victims’ families blame financial stress. The siege is here! GodSmack! Because thou servedst not the LORD thy God with joyfulness, and … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Tasmanian Devils
PRAISE GOD! TASMANIA MOVES TO RECOGNIZE FAG UNIONS! Lower House of Parliament approved laws recognizing fag marriages and civil unions registered in other states or countries. Only 3 of the 25 members voted against the measure. GodSmack! Cha-ching! Another token … Continue reading
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GodSmack: No Bread!
THANK GOD! NO BREAD FOR UNTHANKFUL JEWS!! Headline: As recession drags on, middle-class families forced to turn to Jewish food banks GodSmack! It was gut-wrenching. We gave regularly, now we’re on the other side. “It sounds apocryphal: Former donors to … Continue reading
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