Daily Archives: September 24, 2010

GodSmack: Buh-Bye Beast

PRAISE GOD!  BEAST OBAMA’S APPROVAL RATE HITS NEW LOW! 42% approve; 56% say he’s fallen short of their expectations.  Nobody cares about your fickle expectations! GodSmack! Didn’t ya’ hear?  Obama’s outta here!                  (Parody to “Leaving on a Jet Plane”) … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Raging Waters

THANK GOD FOR SEVERE FLOODING IN THE MIDWEST! Flood warnings issued in Minnesota, Wisconsin and Iowa.  Waters gushing down bloated rivers and creeks could cause major rivers to surge over the weekend. GodSmack! Behold, the Lord hath a mighty and … Continue reading

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GodSmack: No Shame

PRAISE GOD!  FEDERAL JUDGE ORDERED DYKE REINSTATED TO AIR FORCE! She sued to get her job back, challenging “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy.  Judge said she’s to be reinstated as soon as possible. GodSmack! Nobody asked; she told!  She has … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Robbers Attack

THANK GOD FOR BANK ROBBERS!  THEY DO COOL THINGS:  TAKE HOSTAGES AND STRAP BOMBS TO THEM! Story unfolding out of Coral Gables, FL.  WBC was in that city on two occasions at least!  You didn’t heed our warning.  You didn’t … Continue reading

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