God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: September 2, 2010
GodSmack: New Oil
THANK GOD FOR THE NEW OIL! Another exploding oil platform in the gulf made a new oil sheen measuring one mile by 100 feet. Oil, glorious oil! God prepared it with the Flood in 2349 B.C., crushing billions of dead … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Earl Retribution
THANK GOD FOR EARL! WE PRAISE THY NAME FATHER! THY JUDGMENTS ARE RIGHTEOUS! Headline: Hurricane warning issued for part of Massachusetts as Earl approaches GodSmack! God avenges His people! Up and down the east coast, the people and leaders have … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Discovery Terror
THANK GOD! GOD SENT THE SHOOTER AGAIN TO MD! That is a day that all involved in the Discovery Channel hostage scare will never get back. Lost hours. Discomfiture. Terror all around. That is God’s reward to the rebellious. GodSmack! … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Dead Doc
THANK GOD DECOMPOSED DOC FOUND IN BOYFRIEND’S CALIFORNIA-CHIMNEY! Lady doctor wants confrontation with boyfriend; he won’t let her in; she climbs down chimney, getting stuck; cowardly boyfriend slips out back door, leaving her to die. That’s the face of the … Continue reading
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