Well Done, Thou Good And Faithful Servant

Mans job

WBC –

Not sure if you only answer religion-related questions, but would you mind humoring me?

As much as I despise what you do and believe, I know you love your family. This is a more low key email, so just answer these ok?

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

And I have one more thing to say, the younger children in your church, the toddlers and such, they are beautiful kids. But they will always fear humanity and the outside world if you expose them to the counter protestors who yell and threaten you. You are making them suffer. Protect the children and stop teaching them hate.

-Rachel

 

Dear Rachel –

Nothing here worth looking at except your question #10, and other than the pretense that you wonder if there is a heaven or not, now you’re talking. I’ll answer that! I want to hear this:

Mt 25:21 His lord said unto him, Well done, thou good and faithful servant: thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things: enter thou into the joy of thy lord.

Thanks for asking.

Your friends at WBC

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