Subject: God Hates Spell Check
Please read over your super bowl rant. Who is Noe? I thought his name
was Noah?
Linda
Dear Linda –
You thought wrong. We are embarrassed for you, but we won’t tell on you. Hint: GET A BIBLE!
In the New Testament, Linda, when the words were translated from Greek, some of the names of the Old Testament prophets, etc., are rendered with different spellings, and in fact, Noah is one of those. His name is spelled Noe. For example:
Mt 24:37 But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. 38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, 39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
You’re welcome, but to your never-dying shame you sent that email. The time is running out! The King is literally AT THE DOOR! You will be one ashamed person for eternity in hell if you ignore this warning!