Elizabeth Edwards Is In Hell

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Yeah, I saw all of the Edwards stuff. From the press release, here’s how I read it: You guys are picketing because of things she said on talk shows about not praying as well as having children after her son’s death. and because John Edwards is a whore. Is that about right?

 

Justin Kendall

The Pitch

 

 

 

Yes, about right.  She had great blessings from God and she repaid him with disobedience and blasphemy.  God scorned her again and again and she tried to fight God.  She ran her silly mouth, just like you are doing.  She is a walking example of what NOT to do.  Yet she is the poster child of Doomed american women.  John Edwards is the poster child of Doomed american men. He made shipwreck of that house and that family.  YIKES!  NOT BLESSED, JUST CURSED!

 

She thought her money and standing would let her get one over on God.  She was so mad when God fulfilled His faithful promise to all humans, to wit: If you teach the child rebellion and that God is a liar, you can bring them up, but the Lord will bereave you of them. 

 

So she, after messing with the womb business for decades, and now too old to have children, stomped her foot and took her millions and pumped herself full of hormones,  managed to have two more babies.  Then, she got her next GodSmack – Breast Cancer.  She began to run her mouth about not praying to God and that the words of the Bible about keeping your children safe (promises to His people as part of the blessings received for OBEDIENCE) are lies!  She even said on Larry King that God not only did not protect her child, but He might have been responsible for that death!  GAK!  DUH, you think?!  She said she would not pray to God that He was not the God she wanted. 

 

HEY STUPID!  WHO ASKED YOU WHAT YOU WANTED?!  That is what this nation has done to her people.  You have hidden behind a refuge of lies.  You try to keep the words from being said and lie to each other and kick God to the curb! 

 

Then, the next GodSmack!  God had her husband (that miserable wretch, the sorry savior of that body that was created when those two arrogant pups married – YIKES!) fall into the deep and dark and sorry pit of the whorish woman.

Just look at these words: 

 

Proverbs 22:14  The mouth of strange women is a deep pit: he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein.

 

Wrap your mind around the application of those words to that mess!  God hated him on steroids. 

 

Anyway, this is gonna leave a mark, and now, there is another line that we had to cross on this amazing journey.  You won’t have it any other way!  Our God doeth all things well, so we RUN across the line.  We must finish our testimony!  So here are the signs:

 

THANK GOD FOR BREAST CANCER!  (This sign had its maiden voyage on our I70 GodSmack Tour.  Happily it was Breast Cancer Awareness Month.)

GOD IS YOUR ENEMY!

AMERICA IS DOOMED!

CHRISTMAS IS PAGAN IDOLATRY!

GOD HATES FAGS

GOD HATES FAG ENABLERS

ELIZABETH IN HELL (with her face in the middle)

GOD HATES YOU

YOU HATE YOUR KIDS

YOU EAT YOUR KIDS

FEAR GOD!

SIN AND SHAME, NOT PRIDE!

LOVE GOD = OBEY!

 

Thanks!

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