GOD SENT HIS LOVES TO WHOOP THE PGR-PIGS
& PLANT HIS FLAG IN THAT VILE PLACE!
HIS STANDARD: OBEY OR YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!
Field Report: Mulvane, Kansas; November 30, 2010
Every place that the sole of your foot shall tread upon, that have I given unto you, Josh. 1:3.
God has sent his servants to tread all over this doomed nation! We took that land, in the name of our King. You violent thugs are not going to get that land back from us! The standard is planted, and it says obey or you will be destroyed!
Five faithful of the elder members of the Westboro Baptist Church traveled to Mulvane, Kansas, where the snake-beast called PGR was spawned. We took that ground, and it was beautiful watching those PGR-pantywaists screech in protest. What impotence on a cracker! You think you’re going to change the Lord God of Eternity? You think these matters are up for discussion? No! Obey or you will be destroyed!
We told you-AGAIN-that your only hope TODAY is to obey. You have defiled this land with every filthy thought and deed the depraved human heart can imagine. You lift up your vile voices against your King-and you repulse him! Obey or you will be destroyed!
You think after filling this land with your adulteries, teaching your children to be proud fags and whores, and polluting the land with sodomy, bestiality and idolatry-that God wants to hear a word from you? No! Obey or you will be destroyed!
Those sluggish PGR pigs browbeat the locals into naming a highway after their lazy butts. It should be called “We-Can’t-Fight-Our-Way-Out-Of-A-Wet-Paper-Bag-Because-We’re-Faithless-Cowardly-Pigs Highway.” Most of them were still piled up in the bed when the five faithful arrived. After our words pierced them right in their jaundiced-from-too-much-tax-dollar-funded-booze livers-the lizards slithered over to surround four of the elder WBC members. These boyz are such heroes! What they got for their trouble was some up-close-and-personal words. Then they screamed like girls. Too bad! Obey or you will be destroyed!
That’s how God gives his people a victory in his Holy Name! What majesty! What glory!
[They] arose, and smote the [stinky PGR-and-their-whore groupies]…and the LORD wrought a great victory that day…and the [sissies]…fled…but [the five faithful]…stood in the midst of the ground, and defended it, and slew the [heathen liars]…and the LORD wrought a great victory, 2 Sam. 23:10-12.
One of these piggies was in particular distress-because God made him a double amputee when he forsook his wife and four children to go play war-like a dumb clueless clod. The Lord kindly left him alive-and he was thankless. Some local do-gooders built him a gimp-friendly house-and he was still thankless. Because he can’t get any relief from his conscience that is kicking is ass. And he’s mad because he thinks he should tell God what to do. Because he knows what our standard that we planted on the hill of this evil place says: Obey or you will be destroyed!
So he got it in his evil heart to load up some weapons and ammunition and followed the five faithful-with bloody mayhem in his dark heart. God has a different plan. The slob blundered bad, and got himself arrested and thrown in the pokey. Now he and his pig-PGR friends can concoct some lies and schemes to get him out of the mess, while this little piece of mischief serves the elder! Meanwhile, obey or you will be destroyed!
You fools are messing with the wrong God! God whooped you hard in Mulvane. You are not going to change God-and you are not going to shut up his servants. This matter is already decided. You have treacherously conspired against your Creator, and you are going down. It’s really just that blessedly simple. We at the WBC are the thankful humble souls on the ground to represent the King-his ambassadors-and we took that land, and we’re keeping it. We planted his flag in Mulvane-and there it will stay! That standard is clear-obey your God or you will be destroyed!