THE THRONE OF THE KING, ETERNAL, IMMORTAL, INVISABLE,
THE ONLY WISE GOD
Memorandum of Ambassadorial Investigation
DATE: October 11, 2010
TO: His Majesty on High, Lord of Sabaoth
FROM: Servants of Westboro Baptist Church
SUBJECT: Investigation of New York, NY; Inquisition of Brooklyn and Manhattan
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We were dispatched to make investigation and take evidence concerning the state and condition of the souls inhabiting the boroughs of Manhattan and Brooklyn, within the city of New York, NY, within the jurisdiction of Babylon the Great, commonly known in this generation as the United States of America (hereinafter referred to as Doomed america). Our plenipotentiary commission included to beseech the inhabitants of Russia, Japan, and Doomed america – in Christ’s stead – to be reconciled to thee as Sovereign ruler of all things in the heavens and in the earth, as recorded in the ambassadorial writing (e.g., 2 Corinthians 5:20 and Isaiah 45:12).
We rose up early, as expected of thy servants in the dying periods of souls, nations, and worlds (2 Chronicles 36:16), and were sent first to move through the great door and effectual that our King prepared for the inhabitants of Russia and the modern state of Israel. We delivered a faithful message that the breath of life for all mankind is held in thy hand, and that as their Creator thou didst set forth before them every one a blessing if they obey, and a curse if they do not obey but rather turn to other gods. Further, we delivered the diplomatic ultimatum that any nation that forgets thy Holy Name will be turned into hell (Psalm 9:17).
Your Majesty, King of kings and Lord of lords, our investigation into the state of the souls revealed that they are deeply corrupted and have joined to idols, as Ephraim of old, and we according to thine instructions let them alone (Hosea 4:17). We hereby shake off the dust of our feet as a testimony against that people for the great and terrible day of judgment.
Having completed our testimony to Russia and Israel, we moved to our appointed investigations into the conditions of the Israelites inhabiting Doomed america. Thou has told us of a batch of good figs (Jeremiah 24) whose discovery is in association with the Revelation that thou has given thy Son, Jesus Christ (Matthew 24:32-34; Revelation 7, 14). There being many evidences that day is shortly coming upon us, we search for evidence of good figs inhabiting this doomed land.
Four locations – three events – provided us ample evidence to see the condition of the Jews in New York’s Brooklyn borough. On the day of our arrival, the press was hot after a politician about his daring to express any but positive things about sodomites. The politician did not testify faithfully that they are abomination to thee, Father. Rather, he only suggested they were not the most healthy thing for parents to parade before their own children. Thou didst make this matter explode upon the day, and in the place, where we took evidence so that if there were any Jews who had not defiled themselves with women; virgins; desiring to follow thy Son the Lamb withersoever he goeth; redeemed from among men; and without guile, the presence of our glorious and bright words shining in the strength of the sun would draw them out. God Hates Fags! God Hates Fag Enablers! God Hates Israel! Jews Killed Jesus! 144K Will Repent! Hallelujah!
The evidence is that only naughty figs are found in the Brooklyn basket. As the Jews who killed Jesus, Steven, Peter, Paul, and tormented thy faithful prophets, apostles, and servants in every generation, these Jews spewed out their threatenings and slaughters against us, thine own ambassadors. The shields of the earth belong unto thee, Father (Psalm 47:9). Those shields in Brooklyn prevented the death of thy servants, for our testimony to this generation is not yet complete. We hereby shake off the dust of our feet as a testimony against the Jews of Brooklyn and Manhattan boroughs, New York, NY, Doomed america for the great and terrible day of judgment.
We also had opportunity to deliver a diplomatic pouch to the spirits in prison – those who so utterly failed their duty as parents to teach their children what thou didst require of them, they have damned their children to lives of pain and misery and disease and self-destruction and suicide. The PFLAG organization bellied up to the Jew-owned, filthy-rich (think Ezekiel 16, for the profligacy of it) to celebrate their failure. We told them that while it is still called "today", while they still have breath in their nostrils, while their hearts have not yet turned physically to stone and while they have not entered eternity – the only hope they have is to obey thy commandments and stay the plague.
They mocked thy messengers, Father. They despised thy words with grotesque and filthy words of their own. They misused thy prophets who spoke to them in thy name. We are the witnesses, Father. We have only evidence that their countenances testified against them. They declared their sin as Sodom, and had absolutely no desire to hide it. They are ripe now, Father, to fall with them that fall. Woe unto their souls (Isaiah 3:9)! We hereby shake off the dust of our feet as a testimony against the PFLAG perverts of New York, NY, Doomed america for the great and terrible day of judgment.
We know, Father, that thou didst reward the wickedness of the Jews in Brooklyn for their violence. We know that thou didst send forth an earth judgment wherein an unprecedented hail storm entered Brooklyn while thy servants peacefully slept just safely outside its path. We know that thou did return what they desired to do to our property upon their property. A perfect testimony to the rebels that the whirlwind is in thine hand to send it whithersoever thou will. We thank thee for that glorious confirmation of our diplomatic words.