WBC –
Yers ago . . . i began on a journey, a highway to hellif you will. I began listening to satanic rock & roll music like the beatles and lady gaga and the dave matthews band. of course satan was next on my playlist. next thing i knew, i was a raging pagan homosexual. I engaged in black mass and orgies. it is time that i found the lord. as a satanist, all i could feel was hate coursing through my innermost being, and i want to hate for god. amen.
-Chris
Dear confused Chris –
You are such a perfect face of proud, filthy, Doomed american children. You proudly speak of your manner of life and send this crap from your college email address. PERFECT!
The time is short. You won’t have to be in tortured misery because of your worthless, good-for-nothing parents’ refusal to DO THEIR DUTY to teach you what your God requires of has assured you for much longer. The land will vomit you out! 
Your duty is to fear and OBEY your God.
Thanks for writing.
Anathema, Maranatha