Creative Nonfiction Interview?! That’s our specialty!

Westminster, MD 027

From: Cara

Subject: Interview?

To whomever it may concern:

My name is Cara and I am an English major taking a class on creative nonfiction. For my final paper this semester, I plan on writing a literary journalism piece on this particular church. If this is at all feasible, please let me know.

Sincerely,
Cara

 

Ok – the answers are below in red.  I see from a cursory review of #1 that you are all about the “loaded” questions.  Loaded that is with ERROR!  I may have to edit your questions to make them factually more accurate. 

 

I have ten questions to start out with, but I may have other questions based on your responses. Please take as much time as you need with these questions.
  
1. From what I would find if I bothered to READ the Bible, it is FULL of references to homosexuality and God’s dealing with the rebellious nations that exalt it to a level of respect. I was just curious as to why God chose to send forth a church that is obedient and determined to preach on this subject matter when the whole world has gone crazy and is determined to bring the wrath of God down on their heads.  Even though a great deal of the Bible reminds the reader and brings the mind to know that this filthy conduct is the bottom rung on the depravity chain.  Frankly, I don’t like that focus.  Why would your pastor pay attention to the words written in the book when most of the world doesn’t want to face those facts, so they pay the lying preachers to tell them what they WANT to hear and NOT what God says about the matter.  So is it just that WBC is determined to OBEY her God?

 

Answer:  YES

 

 2. I was looking over the FAQ section of your website and I found a place where you refer to homosexuality as a "behavior." I hate God and His word, so I must root around like a hog looking for acorns and oh look, Here’s a quote I found from the American Psychological Association: "Research suggests that the homosexual orientation is in place very early in the life cycle, possibly even before birth." I love the rebellion of the psycho-babblers, so let us play the If we’re assuming this is true game – that homosexuality is not a choice or behavior, but it is genetic – how does that affect your view of how God sees homosexuality? Let us throw the definitions of words into the trash and multiply words and try to remove the FACT that PEOPLE engage in CONDUCT!  The pedophile says he can’t help his leanings toward sex with children, so if we take my silly logic to the conclusion of it all, we can let every criminal and pervert off the hook, because it was just the way God made them.  Even though the Bible clearly teaches that God DID indeed create the pervert, and that nonetheless, the pervert must not engage in CONDUCT that is forbidden by the commandments of God!  PERIOD.  Because God does indeed have a plan for them, Romans 9 says they are created vessels of wrath, FITTED to destruction!  So, WBC, can we assume that you are good with God and His plan? 

 

Answer:  YES

 

3. Many websites refer to your church as a hate group because they hate God and His commandments and it really pisses them OFF that you will not go along with their rebellion. Do the members of the Church of the Lord Jesus Christ in the earth in these last hours of the last days of all give two hoots what they rebels say?

 

Answer:  NO

 

 4. Do the little souls at WBC that hit the ground running every day and spend every ounce of their energy enabling this little flock of slaughter to complete their testimony to this disobedient and truly filthy nation of God-haters have a hope that they will hold on to the end and that the Living God will say to them Well done, good and faithful servant; thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things: enter thou into the joy of thy Lord.

 

Answer:  YES

 

 5. When most people are faithless, whiny, lawless, murmuring bastards, trying to figure a way to get away with as much sin as they can possibly get their hands on, is there a way they can look to the Ten Commandments and pretend that when God said Thou Shalt NOT commit adultery, that if you are engaged in sex with some rebel of the same sex that they are thereby excluded from the definition of adultery?

 

Answer: NO
 
6. You said in your FAQ section that you hope everyone repents of their sins. Do you not understand that as prideful, arrogant, faithless, disobedient bastards, your mere suggestion that we have to OBEY God or Christ is an affront to our it’s-all-about-me attitude, therefore, we will bare our ass and flip off God so fast it will make your head spin?

 

Answer:  YES we do understand that!  Perfectly!  We have been sent to fray you!

 

 7. In your FAQ section you refer to the Gospel as "good news," so are you suggesting that the Good News here is that God will not send every son and daughter of Adam to hell?  OR, does the good news also include the notion that even if we will NOT have obedience to salvation that if we just OBEY the commandments of God, He will bless us in this life and He will NOT fully and finally destroy stupid, rebellious Doomed america shortly now?

 

Answer:  YES
 
8. Do you believe that those who pretend to befriend homosexuals but who in fact truly hate them, refusing to warn them that their sin will take them to hell, and we just pretend to be their friend, because in our stupid pride and arrogance, we have a baseless hope that their filthy sin will somehow justify our sin that we imagine is not as bad as their sin?  Since that “question” was really a statement, what I mean to say is, are the fag enablers in as much trouble as the fags?

 

Answer:  YES
 
9. You’ve called AIDS a "cure" for homosexuals, but AIDS has also affected millions of heterosexuals and children. Do you believe that they, too, deserve this righteous judgment that came to them directly from the hand of the God of all judgment? 

 

Answer:  YES
 
10. At one point in your FAQ section, you refer to yourselves as "prophets." Do you believe that God would send prophets onto the streets of the nation that He would destroy as His last act of compassion to that nation, in line with His stated word and the examples that He left in the Bible and said they were examples of what He would do in the last days of all?

 

Answer:  YES
 
Again, thank you for you for taking the time to answer my questions. I look forward to your response.
 
Sincerely,
 
Cara

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