Subject: Interview For My Chrisitan Podcast.
Hello, My name is Samuel [the dumb rebel] the Third, and I hate bloody faggots. You can call me Samuel [rebel] if you want. I do a Christian podcast for my class that explains the problem with gays and Jews (yes I am a middle school teacher) and I’d love to interview you for it. Here is my list of questions.
1. How will we get rid of all of the gays and Jews (same difference by the way) in America?
2. Why did God make gays? Was he drunk or something?
3. When can you come protest in Alabama?
I’d love to have you here. Birmingham specifically cause there are lots of gays here. And lots of black people.
Thank you, Samuel
Dear Samuel – a/k/a – Doomed american loser –
Jude 1:14 And Enoch also, the seventh from Adam, prophesied of these, saying, Behold, the Lord cometh with ten thousands of his saints, 15 ¶ To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him. 16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men’s persons in admiration because of advantage. 17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ; 18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts. 19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
Oh and this – if you looked up this passage, you would find your photo right there –
2 Peter 3:3 ¶ Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, 4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation. 5 For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water: 6 Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished: 7 But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.
So – what does it all mean Sam, Sam? Pick me!! Speedy quick and very short, as the time IS very short!! The destruction of this goofy nation of scoffers is IMMINENT!! The words mean what they say loser – so at the end of the day – the heavenly hosts see all of these amazing words and events – they see, like we see, the God Smacks are abounding in this earth! More and more and as the nations all gather in God-Hates-Canada (they knew he did) to flex their puny little muscles and see who is bad ass and one up on all things cold in this goofy generation – and God is smacking them around with the weather and the really fast Luge track – yikers! Dead rebels everywhere! And as the eyes of the world watch, they don’t connect the dots AT ALL, but we do. The angels do and the heavenly hosts do. Among those with eyes to see, we all say with one voice – YAY!!! The Lord is coming and this generation is going down!!
Thank you for the token of this glorious event!!
Anathema Maranatha