Dear WBC –
The Greatest Lie Ever Told? Well, surely that would be God, wouldn’t it?
Learn some Science, you [edited for unoriginal filth], and stop preaching hate. It’s people like you that give Americans such a bad name. There is no God – now get over it.
-Tim
Dear Titmouse Tom –
You need to make a power point, slick – the best you have to offer about your Creator. And when God has you by the nape of your scruffy, nasty neck and is ready to drop kick your foul, blasphemous mouth into hell, you can look over you shoulder if you dare and look him square in the eye and discuss your power point! 
The time is short, foolish rebel. It may be time for you to just shut your mouth and DO YOUR DUTY!! Fear God, OBEY HIM and give the glory of his stepped-up GodSmacks, TO HIM!! He will not in any wise acquit the guilty!
Your destruction is IMMINENT!!
Oh, and the supremely arrogant, filthy, raping, pillaging, plundering, murdering, lying, hating, cheating, coveting, idol worshiping, and did I mention SUPREMELY ARROGANT rotten rebels of Doomed america do JUST fine giving themselves a bad name.
Thanks for writing. Anathema Maranatha