Hey there,
I would just like to share a couple of bible quotes with you–issues I believe you and your fellow member of the Westborough Baptist Church should address:
“For six days, work is to be done, but the seventh day shall be your holy day, a Sabbath of rest to the LORD. Whoever does any work on it must be put to death.” Exodus 35:2
“For anyone who curses his father or his mother shall surely be put to death; he has cursed his father or his mother; his blood is upon him.” Leviticus 20:9
“If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.” Exodus 21:20-21
“Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property.” Leviticus 25:44-45
So please, in your next rally, address the issues of working on weekends (employees of grocery and department stores, doctors, etc. do this), cursing one’s parents (I was offended that you cursed mine, but I guess–because you didn’t curse your own–you don’t deserve to be killed), and being sure to beat one’s slaves with enough restraint that they don’t die. [Editor’s Note: Someone hasn’t read Colossians 3:16-17]
May the lord be with you,
Tom
Dear Tom Tom –
When you hold a picket, you pick the signs, when I am attending a picket held by the Church of the First Born, I will hold signs that rightly divide the Word of Truth for a nation that is galloping to her full, complete, glorious destruction!!
I don’t know Tiny Tom, but I think that all that list of verses that were carefully pulled out of your stinky back side were done so for a reason. I don’t think you give a rat’s ass about those verses, I think that you hope with every fiber of your rebellious ass that God is going to POOF away if you get really tricky and whip a sticky on those glaring errors that you found. If you whip out the OMG mate – you must be kidding me – like duh, like who has slaves? Like that book is so very outdated. (Say that with your best faggy/valley girl voice Tommy!)
But here is that part that shows your bare ass more than any other – that last little touch – that invocation of the name of the Lord with a small (l) – you silly little freak. You think that God IS mocked. You actually think that he that created the eye does not see. You think that he that created the ear does not hear. Yikes!!
The time is short Tom the brute! Spewing time, she cometh!!
Thanks for writing, and that will be all for you.