Subject: Interview for a student.
Okay. Questions.
1. Do you believe that schools teach against gays appropriately? If not, why?
2. I have it on good authority that you guys frequently get prank called. How is this handled? Is there a written procedure or do you just “wing it”?
3. How are you different from other christian churches, in ways of leniency and beliefs?
4. Is there a definite line to cross to become a fag enabler?
5. If you have gay relatives, and do not condemn them, does that make you a fag-enabling sinner?
Sorry for the…er….Word-stealing, I guess? It’s the only way I know how to put it.
Thank you for your time and answers.
–Angela A
Dear Angela A –
1. No. Because you need to have the fags running this country. The destruction of this nation is imminent, and having some teacher trying to reverse course at this hour would be almost laughable.
2. No – we don’t. We decided many months ago that the usefulness of answering the phones and talking to the rebels of this goofy nation was not as valuable as putting in an answering system so that you cannot make a phone call into this place without getting some truly good preaching!! So now we get to give out the words and we don’t have to listen to the nonsense. YAY!
3. Oh – only with respect to the little matter of actually reading the Bible and OBEYING! We do, the rest do NOT!! It is only the difference between eternity in heaven and eternity in hell, that is, eternal torment.
4. YES. If you sit quietly by while this nation is giving over WHOLLY to the fags, you are a fag enabler. It is not enough just to not throw in with them, if you do not proactively speak up loudly against this nation rising up with one voice to say it is just fine to be a filthy fag, you are a fag enabler.
5. YES!
Thanks for writing.
11/24/09