God Smacks You!God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.
Monthly Archives: April 2012
THANK GOD FOR THE MINIVAN-SIZED METEOR THAT FELL OVER CALIFORNIA AND NEVADA. The meteor weighed about 154,300 pounds, and disintegrated before hitting the ground. Its fireball was visible in the daytime. An adumbration of great things to come upon this … Continue reading
THANK GOD FOR MAD COW DISEASE IN CALIFORNIA! The nation’s fourth case of “mad cow disease” was found in a dairy cow. Don’t worry; it’s not transmitted in the milk. Or is it? GodSmack! God can come up with a … Continue reading
PRAISE GOD! BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA FIRED DYKE PACK LEADER. Boy Scouts ban sodomites from being members or serving as leaders. This dyke is being glorified by the Fag Media (CNN, specifically) for fighting back. So-called unbiased reporter says, “What … Continue reading