Monthly Archives: April 2012

THANK GOD FOR THE MINIVAN-SIZED METEOR THAT FELL OVER CALIFORNIA AND NEVADA. The meteor weighed about 154,300 pounds, and disintegrated before hitting the ground.  Its fireball was visible in the daytime.  An adumbration of great things to come upon this … Continue reading →

THANK GOD FOR MAD COW DISEASE IN CALIFORNIA! The nation’s fourth case of “mad cow disease” was found in a dairy cow.  Don’t worry; it’s not transmitted in the milk.  Or is it? GodSmack! God can come up with a … Continue reading →

PRAISE GOD!  BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA FIRED DYKE PACK LEADER. Boy Scouts ban sodomites from being members or serving as leaders.  This dyke is being glorified by the Fag Media (CNN, specifically) for fighting back.  So-called unbiased reporter says, “What … Continue reading →

THANK GOD AN INFANT WAS STABBED IN BALTIMORE SOCIAL SERVICES BUILDING! The 8-month-old’s mother stabbed her in the chest and neck; the child is in stable condition; the mother’s in custody. GodSmack! Baltimore, MD, is the venue where this doomed … Continue reading →