THANK GOD FOR MAD COW DISEASE IN CALIFORNIA!
The nation’s fourth case of “mad cow disease” was found in a dairy cow. Don’t worry; it’s not transmitted in the milk. Or is it?
GodSmack!
God can come up with a zillion ways to punish California and Doomed america, and has promised to do so. Now, you are scared to eat a hamburger or drink a glass of milk!
[T]he sound of a shaken leaf shall chase them; and they shall flee, as fleeing from a sword; and they shall fall when none pursueth. (Lev. 26:36.)
You should have obeyed and feared God as instructed.
Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man. For God shall bring every work into judgment, with every secret thing, whether it be good, or whether it be evil. (Ecl. 12:13-14.)