God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: April 25, 2012
Don’t Say Gay?
THANK GOD THE “DON’T SAY GAY” BILL IS A HOT ISSUE IN MISSOURI. This is rich! Missouri’s legislature is considering a bill that would ban teachers and students from discussing homosexual issues in schools. Of course, the fags are having … Continue reading
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U.K. Is Cursed!
PRAISE GOD! U.K. IS IN ANOTHER RECESSION! Britain’s economy declined for the second straight quarter in a sign that the nation has entered a recession for the second time in four years. GodSmack! In those same four years, WBC members … Continue reading
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Great Balls of Fire!
THANK GOD FOR THE MINIVAN-SIZED METEOR THAT FELL OVER CALIFORNIA AND NEVADA. The meteor weighed about 154,300 pounds, and disintegrated before hitting the ground. Its fireball was visible in the daytime. An adumbration of great things to come upon this … Continue reading
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